Lance Armstrong Wants To Tell Nation Something But Nation Has To Promise Not To Get Mad | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

wannabebikegirl:

LOVE IT. I love it SO MUCH.

“Okay, here goes,” Armstrong said. “Um, in the late ’90s and early 2000s, I took, um… You see, in order to give myself a better chance of winning, I… Yes, there were instances during the Tour when…”

That was my favorite part. Seriously. Well, and what happened next. But, seriously. THE ONION. So awesome.

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   The cunt that is lance hasn’t even got the bottle to own up.

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   Yeah I really don’t like Lance very much, but I love the Onion!!!!!!

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   YES! This was a pretty awesome article. My

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